NinnyMuffyWuffykins

We don't talk about the title and what it has to do with the blog because I always come up with the titles first and let the shit come to my mind that related to the title. I would like to think of NinnyMuffyWuffykins as this creature that is huge, and wonderful! A cross between that creature from Never-Ending story and the beast from that old tv show. Maggie and the fat yellow thing with some spots. Is that what it was called?

Hi I'm from never ending story. Imma rape pigeons

and I smoke pot, that's why I'm a Jaundice mix of a cow and 3 unicorns, with harlequin ichthyosis. It was a wild sex-party. Still don't know who the father is.

So, that is the marvelous creature I am referring to in my title. What does it have to do with my life or my blog? Not a damn thing. Moving on.

I've decided to compile a list of things I would like to do before I die:

• Be a teacher
• buy a really nice camera just because I've always had my heart set on it
• work in an office at some point in my life
• write a really heated blog about how much I hate and love cosmopolitain magazine
• go to Germany and black out during oktoberfest
• write a book
• swim in the ocean
• go on a cruise
• work as the little mermaid at a disney park
• open a diner that has different themes in different areas, it will be the bass pro shops of eating. So you go in one room and it's completely dark, another is 50's themes, another is old west, swimming pool, night club, movie theater, and other weird fucking things where you normally wouldn't throw food into the equation.

I will eventually come up with better goals for myself... But I figure these are pretty good for now